Pour Mes Soeurs
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Genius.

When I found out a German beer hall is opening in DuPont

wheninwashington:

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Wie bitte?! Hefeweizen for all!

tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

I’m sold on this product, not because of a drinking-while-dancing problem, but because of the kinship I feel with this man and his dancing style.

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

soccercuties:

favourite part 

Soccer players are so good at diving

soccercuties:

favourite part

Soccer players are so good at diving

Okay, time to go home.

tastefullyoffensive:

Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda]

Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

Neato!