|—||Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)|
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Wie bitte?! Hefeweizen for all!
Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]
I’m sold on this product, not because of a drinking-while-dancing problem, but because of the kinship I feel with this man and his dancing style.
Soccer players are so good at diving