Roommate: Did you get Hummus?
Roommate: Me too. Did you buy carrots?
Roommate: Yeah, me too. What about apples?
Me: Yeah, 8 of them.
Our fridge is currently a gastronomic Noah's Ark
When Michael Jordan was asked why he majored in geography at North Carolina, his...
Do not fear the darkness between two lamp posts.– Wolfgang Borchert
russianmachineneverbreaks: And not a single Sasha Care was given that day…
SlavaMalamud Slava Malamud by russianmachine Ovechkin, walking by as I and Semin talk: “Slava, leave him alone, come on!” Me: “He is my favorite Sasha now”. Ovi: “I am aware!” #OviCares
Um, EXCUSE ME? →
Let everything happen to you Beauty and terror Just keep going No feeling is...– Rainer Maria Rilke
A Poem to My Sisters
The clock has struck twelve tonight By I shall keep working till morning light. I shouldn’t complain of this college norm, But all I want is to be back in my dorm. Sister 1 and Sister 2 have both hit the hay And to both of them, I would like to say You tell me to savor college, that you miss it so But I’ve got coffee and you’ve got your pillow. So you too need to...
May your passion be the kernel of corn stuck between your molars, always...– Jeb Dickerson