October 2011
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Poor Planning
Roommate: Did you get Hummus?
Me: Yeah
Roommate: Me too. Did you buy carrots?
Me: Yup.
Roommate: Yeah, me too. What about apples?
Me: Yeah, 8 of them.
Roommate: ...Same.
Our fridge is currently a gastronomic Noah's Ark
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“Do not fear the darkness between two lamp posts.”
– Wolfgang Borchert
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russianmachineneverbreaks: And not a single Sasha Care was given that day…
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Slava-Tweet
SlavaMalamud Slava Malamud  by russianmachine  Ovechkin, walking by as I and Semin talk: “Slava, leave him alone, come on!” Me: “He is my favorite Sasha now”. Ovi: “I am aware!” #OviCares
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Um, EXCUSE ME? →
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“Let everything happen to you Beauty and terror Just keep going No feeling is...”
– Rainer Maria Rilke
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A Poem to My Sisters
The clock has struck twelve tonight By I shall keep working till morning light. I shouldn’t complain of this college norm, But all I want is to be back in my dorm. Sister 1 and Sister 2 have both hit the hay And to both of them, I would like to say You tell me to savor college, that you miss it so But I’ve got coffee and you’ve got your pillow. So you too need to...
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http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/kaitli... →
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“May your passion be the kernel of corn stuck between your molars, always...”
– Jeb Dickerson
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