Happy 176th Birthday Mark Twain, you filthy little hipster.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...– Heinlein
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i... →
Glad I’m not alone! I once asked my roommate why the Lisa Frank unicorn was in our dorm room…
Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by...– Alexandre Dumas
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It...– Maya Angelou This weekend I will be returning to the place I escaped from like a refugee. It’s about to get all kinds of deja vu up in here.
Found a tumblr made for me: Animals Being Dicks →
The goal was never to beat the competition, or to make a lot of money. It was to...– Andy Hertzfeld