I hate when people want to retire too early. […I]t’s a job you never want to...– Mike Knuble (via carlzner) Glad to hear it Kanoobs. Like a fine wine that man…
Good Find Courtney Greer! →
Community's Christmas Infiltration Rap →
Dear Earplugs, I appreciate your enduring fortitude as you act as a barrier from external exhaustion, frustration, and the detailed plots of mythical Greek epics. I also enjoy the experience of you filtering out sound as you expand in my ear canals. You’re doing a great job. Fondly, My auditory system and attention span
Haters Are Going to Hate
Me: I've had quotes from Finding Nemo stuck in my head all day.
Me: "Ah! Fish in my hair!" "The sun is shining. The tank is clean. GASP! The tank is clean!"
Mags: I've had that One Direction song
Me: Really? Which one?! Ah, this is so exciting! I have so much stuff to send you!
Mags: No no, Cleen. That doesn't mean I like them.
Mags: It's just stuck in there. Like a pebble in your shoe.
Discussing Mags' Pharmacology Final
Me: You have to pass! Or we might have to sell the pharm!
Mags: Start preparing the cows then...
Me: No magret! No! Tu peux le fait! Si se puede!!! I believe in you like Landry believed in Tyra! Like Coach believed in Vince and Matt! Like Lyla believed in Tim! Victory shall be yours! Clear eyes, full hearts, can't loose!
Mags: Yah, but Tim dropped out of college...and Matt went to ART school
Hanson Microbrewery: MmmHop →
What is Leadership? →
I can’t even count how many people I would like to give this to. Usually I hate Sally Jenkins, but today she is spot on. (Sidenote: I love Tim Tebow)